Criminals That Would Easily Be Seen

There are some pretty idiotic criminals out there and some of them wear the most ridiculous disguises that even if you weren’t a cool cop in the police glasses you would know were coming. So what are the worst disguises of all time?

Baseball Cap

No I am not talking about a combination of a baseball cap, mask and anything else I am literally talking about the criminals that walk into a shop with CCTV with a baseball cap pulled down slightly, thinking that nobody is going to know who it is. It is both funny and sad this one, partly sad because you have to be pretty desperate to walk in in just this. you can tell that this was not planned at all.

Sunglasses

Not quite as bad as the previous one, this is still a pretty bad excuse for a criminal and even if they are the big police sunglasses it is just not going to get past anyone. This has to be someone who once again is a bit desperate, they are using sunglasses for goodness sake? Can you tell the difference between the average store robber and a bank robber now, I sure as hell can.

Tights

At least with the tights they have made the effort of thinking a tiny bit about the time (although this isnt good). However the issue with tights is not only do you look like a Pratt, most of the time they are very see through which means you can easily be identified. It is funny to read about how many stupid people actually use tights when committing a crime.

The worst thing about the more stupid criminals is that they are very stupid but also very dangerous and the stupid ones are often the most dangerous ones out there which is a real problem.

If they have Prada sunglasses then chances are they aren’t a criminal at all and if they are they are of the stylish kind.